"Well, I think your daughter kinda likes me."

"If you touch her, I'll kill you."

This collection is brought to you in collaboration with our friend, filmmaker, and real life trying dad, Noah Segan. Noah is the filmmaker and star of BLOOD RELATIVES, a movie he made about a vampire dad trying to raise his vampire kid. It’s out now.

About your options:

Unisex Camel or Ecru Tee

  • Screen printed using eco-friendly, water-based inks for a soft touch and long-lasting durability.
  • WRAP Certified
  • 100% Combed cotton
  • Buttery soft and hefty material with neck-ribbing, side seams, and double needle hem
  • Classic, true-to-size fit
  • Mid-weight tee

Please make sure you select the right COLORWAY/SIZE before ordering, and note that final product may vary ever so slightly from the mockup!